I walked to the freezer with a pizza in mind,
Ripped from its box, a mighty nice find.
I opened the oven, the pie on a tray,
Twenty short minutes, I’d then have my say.
So I sat and I waited, and as the pizza was cooking,
Two pot holders I searched for, all the time looking.
As the clock winded down and it smelled almost done,
I was in a pot holder dilemma, I could only find one!
So I opened the door, and as I reached in with my right,
The pan started slipping and I got a big fright.
The pizza was loose, the pizza was falling,
It couldn’t be wasted, my stomach was calling.
So the brave soul I am, not caring about pain,
I reached out with my left, completely insane.
My fingers touched heat and they started to swell,
I don’t know what happened and I just had to yell.
Expletives here and expletives there,
I threw them around without any care.
But the pain was so great, and I wanted no glory,
Just a pizza to eat and a hell of a story.
Feel better Barb!!!!
Check out the inspiration for this poem here:
https://saneteachers.com/2016/12/20/give-it-to-myself-aka-frankenhand/
I take it back…THIS is your best! Link it to mine!
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Thank you! I’ll reblog yours tomorrow 💟
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hehe this is adorable.
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Reblogged this on saneteachers and commented:
You have to read my post from yesterday, click here, for this title to be funny, but Mike at The Zen Hiker did just that. He them wrote a poem for me. Not a romantic poem, not an existential poem, but a poem making fun of inspired by my kitchen mishap. This is a great blog site, filled with hiking experiences/know-how, photography and poetry.
I have the privilege of being friends with Mike in the real world, not just the blogging world, so he gets away with his humorous blog about me being a knucklehead. He is a wonderful writer, and I hope you enjoy this poem and check out his blog.
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And that’s what friends are for. 🙂
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This is brilliant!
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Thank you! I owe it all to my friend Barb Knowles. Without her mishap I couldn’t have written it 🙂
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Oh sure, blame it on me. And I’ve officially taken frozen pizza off of the Christmas menu.
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Yes!!! I profit off of other peoples misery 🙂
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haha I’m sufficiently healed now, thanks to Open Door, lol.
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Thank you for following my blog…
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You are quite welcome!
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Cute poem, ouch!
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Thank you!!!
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It’s amazing how you are able to write a poem about any topic so easily. I’m jealous!
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Thank you for the kind words!!! I have to admit, I’ll write about anything!
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